This army, my son! Soldiers told plain truth about the service in caustic sayings

This army, my son! Soldiers told plain truth about the service in caustic sayings

Army - this is when after the command "Attention" is starting to itch.

Army - this is when the sentence swear words more than usual.

"An army without a mat, like a soldier without a machine."

Army - this is when you always want to sleep.

Army - this is when the rise at 7 am and lights out at 22:00

Army - this is when instead of "Yes," you say, "Yes, sir!" And instead of "No" - "No, no!".

Army - this is when the calendar is celebrated every day celebrated by.

Army - this is when you want to eat constantly.

Army - this is like when you can not have, but, bitch, do.

Army - this is when you take a shower no more than 2 minutes.

Army - this is when you pour plain water in a plastic bottle of lemonade and she to you as sweet and fragrant seems.

Army - this is when kosyachit one and meets the whole company.

Army - this is when you see in the mirror of a bald man.

Army - this is where the phrase "Roth rise!" Becomes unbearable, and the phrase "Lights out!", You know, that was another day.

Army - this is when you never who got the needle in hand, in a week you start to sew at a rate that would be envied Aunt Zina.

Army - this is when you realize that you have in the civilian world of these friends was a lot less than you think. Army - this is when 100 rubles, you can live for a month and you start to appreciate every little thing.

Army - this is where your every day is very similar to the previous one.

Army - this is when you finally "forced himself" to do exercises at 6 am every day.

Army - this is when you go to bed and in your head, "One, Two, Three."

Army - this is when you finally know the national anthem of the Russian Federation from the beginning to the end. And also finally start to deeply understand the military songs and memorize them by heart.

Army - this is where all movement outside the barracks (residence) place order.

Army - this is when you want to see some brand new movies. But on the other hand I am pleased that after coming home will be a lot of new products, which are worth seeing.

Army - this is when you start to appreciate every moment. For this moment you can shave, wash or brush your teeth.

Army - this is when you eat a balanced meal and live under the schedule.

Army - this is when the first you can not stand ankle boots on his feet you some corn, but a couple of weeks ankle boots are the most comfortable shoes in the world.