100 iron men's rules

100 iron men's rules

1) When you go to a restaurant of national cuisine, choose the one where the walk representatives of this nationality.

2) If the airport late for a transplant, search Fast Track - a separate line to miss a connecting - or lomis queued for business class.

3) If a friend or loved one calls you from the police asking for help, you are obliged to do everything in your power.

4) You have a right to hit another man in the groin just in case of threat to life and health.

5) You have the right to answer "do not know" to any question concerning your friend and given his wife or girlfriend

6) does not promise CHILD THAT CAN NOT EXECUTE.

7) Always screw cap on the bottle, after pour her (popesh).

8) You have to borrow another machine, screwdriver or any other thing, if he asked you about this no later than 12 hours.

9) You do not have to be nice and friendly with their husbands or boyfriends girlfriends your girl.

10) If the queue is placed in a single window or a door, always look for a second or next to the machine with the same features. And just it does not find him to join the crowd.

11) On the road always skips forward at least trucks drivers. Of all the men behind the wheel they are least likely to want you to hurt you, and the most at risk in case of delay.

12) Pizza have to eat with your hands, taking a piece of bread crust. Lay down a piece in half and oil fields if the waiter forgot to apply.

13) If your weak or too drunk friend provoke a fight, you have to perform at his side. But if he had run up - it is not required.

14) Do not argue with the sellers, waiters and other staff. In case of conflict immediately call me their chief. 15) Do not like a man promised to marry or say you love in order to drag a woman into bed.

16) You can not take a mistress in the company, if friends are with their wives. And vice versa.

17) In the boat, do not try to paddle bending hands. Boating - a series of bends with a straight back and straight arms.

18) Car rule of three "D": Give way to the fool.

19) If you attacked by a shark, hit the bloody stump of her right hand on the nose!

20) You have to interrupt the drunk friend who is trying to tell you someone else's secret.

21) You have no right to demand from the woman that she talked about her ex.

22) GIRL FRIEND - not a girl!

23) If the link is broken, he calls back is always the one who originally called.

24) If you broke borrowed thing, you have to fix it or buy a new one.

25) Do not cool not to go to the polls: Your unused ballot stuffing serve.

26) Always call back to my friend, if he could not answer.

27) If you can once again not to salt the food - not the salt.

28) You have to admit the thing and throw away trash if: a) you can not use it right now b) is not used it for at least a year, or c) you have one more thing with the same features.

29) Shooting from what else, rests in that not be a weapon and lowers sights a little lower than that represented rules.

30) Cigarettes can not kindle petrol lighters. Cigarettes can not extinguish, jabbing them in the bottom of ashtrays. Just put the butt and let him go out.

31) In the taxi always sit in the back seat.

32) When pressing, always refuel shirt in shorts, otherwise you will not see your belly. 33) is always required for any job more money than it's worth.

34) Do not betray his wife within a hundred kilometers away from home.

35) If lost, meet there, where they saw each other for the last time.

36) Do not discuss the amount of a restaurant bill with those whom you entertained.

37) No man is obliged to shake hands with the other in the toilet, or when leaving it.

38) When you eat at a Japanese restaurant, never stir wasabi - let it dissolve. Sushi luggage in sauce sideways.

39) Do not meddle in the conflict couples.

40) Never stand in the left lane with a twisted left wheels.

41) Even unloaded weapons can not be directed at a person.

42) If you has managed to put on a suit, the belt and shoes should be self-colored.

43) Even embarrassing to say, but - rip off the tag from the sleeve of his jacket.

44) Do not dilute malt whiskey and Coke.

45) Do not mess with the authorities when you ask formal questions like, "You're taking a bomb?".

46) You have to clean, or at least rinse the comb before combing freshly washed hair.

47) Do not wear fakes.

48) The restaurant always take extreme pair of devices for each of the following dishes.

49) If in the first 15 minutes at the poker table you can not figure out who's the sucker, so it's you.

50) It is unworthy to drink beer from bottles, cans or plastic, if the hand is a glass.

51) You have no right to ask a friend to help you with any nonsense (to fix a computer, to carry things), if one earns more per hour than the corresponding professional.

52) There are no circumstances in which a man can drink hard liquor. If "does not go", mix a cocktail. Whiskey-Cola - this is not the same thing as the drink of whiskey and Coke. 53) It is impolite grumble about the quality, variety or zaboristye what you are treated.

54) counts the money, even if you take them from close friends.

55) Do not ask the other, "And when you get married?" In the presence of his girlfriend.

56) If you attack dog, pretend that you lift a stone from the ground.

57) before shaving is better to take a hot shower to steam the skin.

58) Do not take off your clothes before your partner during sex.

59) On the stairs, a man has to go below a woman.

60) Always book a hotel room on the Internet, even if you are already standing in the hotel lobby.

61) After drinking is always to drink before going to bed a little more plain water.

62) the last cigarette from someone else can not take BUNDLE.

63) There is no situation in which two men can simultaneously be under the same umbrella.

64) Before you call with a question, "Well, where are you?", Any person is late to be given five minutes beyond the deadline.

65) three situations in which it is not necessary to pass a woman ahead: 1) elevator; 2) the vehicle rear seat; 3) an unfamiliar place.

66) Men do not go together to buy their own clothes.

67) Do not talk on a cell on public transport than a minute.

68) At the confluence of the two roads, always observe the sequence: you missed it, you missed.

69) to separate fighting dogs, taking them by their hind legs and raised above the ground.

70) Even if all other threads have been exhausted, never ask another man who he horoscope.

71) The winner must give at least one opportunity to win.

72) NEVER buttoning the bottom button on his jacket. 73) never imposes girl his phone when meeting.

74) Traveling to Russia, dressed when you left polbaka.

75) Do not drive heavy vehicles in a dead zone. She's right, in the cockpit level.

76) Always ask permission from the person before you put in a network of his photos, especially if they are doing the final stages of corporate parties.

77) Finished with food, always place the knife and fork parallel.

78) Always write or call back after the first woman to stand for the next day.

79) Buckle.

80) cheated on his wife with her friend - zapadlo.

81) Share to zero - it is impossible.

82) It is impolite to comment on the actions of man, lift or drag and drop weight, unless you do not carry the marble piano together.

83) Always turn the mobile into a movie. Zadolbal already! Said a hundred times !!!

84) There is only one man's way to pour a beer - on the wall of the bent glass.

85) When buying flowers, always take those with a longer stem. This means that they are recent and have never cut.

86) Met friendly attitude on the road, is required to say thank emergency gang.

87) HEAD RULE: praise publicly, privately berates.

88) At the time of arm wrestling, always exhibited the right foot forward.

89) In an unfamiliar city you go to the restaurant, where the most people.

90) Never stand in line, if your time is not worth it. For this time and are designed for all, how much you earn per hour, and this is correlated with the amount of wasted time.

91) Where is the scribe of the text in your blog, always try to find and identify the source. 92) quarrels, especially with women, try to use instead of "you-messages" "I-messages": instead of "You zadolbala" always say "I feel zadolbala" etc...

93) To take light beer light meal (pasta, fish, cheese), to dark - dark (roasted meat).

94) The only person who has the right to watch porn with you - this woman with whom you sleep.

95) Paying mortgage, for a hotel or a car, as well as shopping on the Internet, use the no debit card, and credit.

96) Never give a loved one a loan more than willing to give him.

97) before an important medical procedure, ask her opinion on the need to have at least three experts.

98) If you put a woman in an unfamiliar car, remember the number, or at least pretend.

99) does not comment on the appearance or character of the girl, which your friend was stupid enough to have a serious relationship.

100) GOLDEN ethical rules: Treat others as you want others to do to you.