45 sarcastic facts about our life of Mark Twain

• 45 sarcastic facts about our life of Mark Twain

Mark Twain was not only one of the wittiest writers of all time, but also a great joker. In his free time, he liked to write in the newspaper denials about his death. Something like "Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated."

In the end, he took all the newspaper editors, and they began to attribute to the message "Oops!"

We publish a bright, wise and ironic remarks of Mark Twain about the different aspects of our lives.

The only way to keep health - this is what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do not like.

Good friends, good books and sleeping conscience - that's perfect life.

You can not rely on the eyes out of focus if the imagination.

Pessimism - it's just a word, which is called wisdom nervous.

To be happy, you must live in their own paradise! Did you think that the same heaven can satisfy all people without exception?

It should give your word that you will not do anything like this will certainly want to.

Summer - a time of year when it is very hot to do things that occupy it was very cold in the winter.

There is nothing more annoying than a good example.

It is remarkable that America was discovered, but it would be much more wonderful if Columbus sailed past.

Anyone who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can not read.

Who does not know where he was going, very surprised, hitting the wrong direction.

Wrinkles should merely indicate the place where used to be smiling! Thousands of geniuses live and die nameless - either unrecognized by others, or unrecognized themselves.

The right to stupidity - one of the guarantees for the free development of personality.

Classic - something that everyone considers it necessary to have read and nobody reads.

The worst loneliness - this is when a person is uncomfortable with themselves.

It was nice and original idea to create man. But after that create a sheep it is to repeat.

If all men think alike, no one then would not play at the races.

Once in a lifetime fortune knocks at the door of every person, but the person at this time often in a neighboring saloon and does not hear any knocking.

50 people can be an ass without being an optimist, but it can not be optimistic, not being an ass.

We like people who boldly tell us what they think, as long as they think the same as we are.

"Children and fools always speak the truth," - says an old wisdom. The conclusion is clear: adults and wise men of truth never told.

April 1 - the day, reminding us of who we are all the other 364 days.

No more pathetic than a man explaining his trick.

Often the surest way to bring a person into error - to tell him the truth.

Be good - so a person wears!

I was praised a great many times, and I always hesitate; I always felt that it was possible to say the least.

When my wife and I disagree, we usually do as she wants. The wife calls it a compromise.

When I was 14, my father was so stupid that I could hardly stand it; but when I turned 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had grown wiser over the past 7 years. Quit smoking easily. I've done it a hundred times.

I never let school interfere with my education.

Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak and to dispel all doubts.

If you need money, go to a stranger; If you need advice, go to his friends; and if you do not need anything - go to relatives.

The intended target on a daily basis to do something that is not to their liking. This golden rule will help you to perform your duty without disgust.

If you notice that you are on the side of the majority - a sure sign that it's time to change.

Do not put off till tomorrow what you can put off the day after tomorrow.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

When you are angry - count to four; when very angry - swear!

The truth must be submitted as a coat serves, not to throw in the face like a wet towel.

It takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Always do the right thing. It is a pleasure to some people and amaze everyone else.

Buy land - in fact it has no one else produces.

Never argue with idiots. You get down to their level, where they will crush you their experiences.

The truth - the most valuable thing we have. Let's save it.

Let us live so that even the undertaker sorry for us when we die.