Things that the Americans brought to the absurd

• Things that Americans brought to the absurd

As in Russia, the United States can meet a lot of the typical phenomena that terrify foreigners and become a source of absurd legends and myths. For example, Americans love to everything that is fried to death in oil, arms and love for the national flag, as well as bacon, everywhere and always. Of course, these things do not apply to everyone, but, nevertheless, thanks to the individual citizens of the rest of the world can no longer take certain items and products in a different way.

Mobile phones. Is that something could go wrong with this cover? No. Unlikely.

Cheese. "With the addition of the cheese" - is written on the packaging. To what technology has come!

suite, where a single visit takes five dollars, and for a subscription for a day - ten. Wait. Five bucks pee at once ?!

wear normal clothes - it's so un-American.

Alphabetical. To hell with the rest of the country, move, the United States in the first place.

Ice Cream. The first is called "Freedom", the second - "Peanut Butter". As it is symbolic, is not it?

As a person can be written on the face of all the senses at the same time?

Christmas in Texas, it should be.

Butter-fried. A piece of butter in the batter, fried to death in oil. Really.

On the wagon is written: "On the road to success can not cut corners." But at least he tried.

Something gaudy American? Please: Glazed donuts fried-burgers.

"Buy a diamond, get the Benelli shotgun as a gift."

Policy. Here today is not funny.

Lemonade with taste of bacon and maple syrup. Probably, refreshes and invigorates.

The owner is not allowed to hang a flag on the lawn. By hook or by crook.

At first month, then the number, then a year. Why in that order? Yes, just.

Fry the bacon in a frying pan - it is no longer a man.

Pizza. They added to her burgers and nuggets, perverts.

deep fried dollar.

Stand with useful food as the inscription reads. Much more useful.

The inscriptions on the machines. "Meet my family."

The size and servings. Why so?..

Merchandiser tried as best he could.

This is just a circle.

chocolate-covered bacon on a stick. So this is all.